as revealed to Pound ver Magnuson on Mount Sinai and notorized by Col. Coalpepper Tiberius Beaureguardent III of the Charlotte and Charleston regions before the stone tablets conveniently ascended to heaven before anybody else could see.


1. Do Not Talk About The Patriarchy

2. Do Not Talk About The Patriarchy

3. Nothing Must Go Above The Needs Of The Patriarchy

4. Respect The Cock

5. Always Pay Your Debts Squarely And Promptly

6. Assholes Finish First

7. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

8. They Give You Lip, You Leave Out The Tip

9. Memorize Your ABC, as in Always Be Closing

10. Once A Bro, Always A Bro