S01E09 – How To Be A Gentleman

Are you a little boy or are you a gentleman? If you’re a little boy, not to worry, the douchebags have all the facets of being a gentleman nailed down like Playboy’s latest centerfold. We go into the movie Kingsman featuring Americans the Statesmen for what was supposed to be a look at southern manners versus English manners, but we ended up having to talk about how much the Americans sucked in the movie. Come on, England! We write good parts for you people! Throw us a god damn bone!

And regarding the image, I know that’s Jeff Bridges from RIPD. We wish he was the head of the Statesmen. And would it kill them to feature Ryan Reynolds with which to trade banter and in the best of worlds bounce the saltiest one-liners off of?

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